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New Endorsements for the Loveshack!

Big news for the Loveshack camp. Two new corporate entities have come forward and expressed their support and furthermore, monetary endorsement of the Loveshack.

Nissan has come forward as the first supporter, namely with their newly released US product, the Cube. After seeing the Losers prevail over the Champions, and subsequently changing their name to the Loveshack they came to an agreement that they would create a new line of the Cube appropriately dubbed ‘The Loveshack series.” Because the car undoubtedly is home to many comparisons to shacks, homes and cardboard boxes. Naturally, the Cube wanted to be a part of such a historically queer team, so the series will feature new colorways such as “Yelpin’ Yellow,” “Pretty in Pink (pictured below),” “Babydoll Blue,” and team favorite “Lovely Lavender.”

The official launch will be in 2010.

A second sponsor is more of a moral support type deal. The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, known as GLADD, have expressed their sponsorship of the Loveshack. As you may know, GLADD has been pivotal in the careers of Ellen Degeneres and Rosie O Donnell, and are allowing Gays to prevail in professional sports as well.

Several prominent figures in the Gay and Lesbian community spoke out in support of the Loveshack.

“I think this is a great opportunity for these two nancy boys to really stand up for their kind and make all of us proud.”

-Ellen Degeneres

“I agree. If I was a guy, I would do them.”

-Rosie O Donnell

“I am a guy, I would definitely do them.”

-Adam Lambert

Will they bring home the Gold for the Gays? Stay tuned.

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“They’re too gay for even us…” – The B-52s cut ties with the Loveshack

The not-so beloved team Loveshack has obviously derived their team name from the famed 80s group, the B-52s. As you know, the group’s most successful single, 1989’s “Love Shack,” is a song that’s known by many. Both Tony Premo and Crybaby Nik have publicly noted their love for the song and reasoning behind changing their team name.

“Ever since we snaked that [2008] championship, I’ve just wanted to spread the love around, and I know my team supports that. We didn’t want to be associated with losing, so we wanted to show our appreciation for the fans and let them know that there’s plenty of us to go around, if you catch my drift.”

-2009 Losers‘ Loveshack Press Release

After catching wind of this name change, many wondered if the washed-up group would press charges against the team for stealing the name of their smash-single.

Singers Cindy Wilson and Kate Pierson showed a lack of care for the matter after being asked about any pending lawsuits.

You kidding me? Those queers can have that song. We wrote that song to get in good with the gay community anyway, but they’re too gay for even us.  So by all means, feel free to use it. We’ve spent all our money from that single on methamphetamines and other hallucinogens, so I couldn’t give a [expletive] less what the [expletive] they do with that [expletive] song. Just don’t use our [expletive] Flintstones theme song. Now that would be a lawsuit-worthy situation.

-Cindy Wilson/Kate Pierson, The B-52s

Enjoy “Loveshack“:

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Free Agent signings?

Now, we never thought it was possible, but Team Loveshack has tried to contact some professional athletes to add to their roster for much needed help, especially after their feud with the Sun. This is a violation of Wiffle Ball Tournament rules, and these actions are under investigation.

It was a joint effort in part by Crybaby Nik and Tony Premo. Anderson Varejao and Joakim Noah, some of the two ugliest people were contacted by Team Loveshack. Anderson Varejao known for nothing more than a ball of hair, is victim to many brutal facials, which could be a reason why Team Loveshack contacted him. They want to know how he can still wake up in the morning after being made fun of for countless hours and how he can handle losing.

In related news, Dwaye Wade has contacted the Champions and after becoming a true Free Agent in 2010, would like to join the team in search for another ring. When asked about the recent rumors, Wade confirmed them by saying “They are the best right now, and after talking with them I feel like them guiding me in the right direction will help me win more championships in my career. I feel like Crybaby Nik or Tony Premo wouldn’t be able to handle the pressure.” Wade has provided us with this clip for the site. Thanks D-weezy!

Joakim Noah, on the other hand is known to upset all people with the way he talks, but is an important evolutionary subject between humans and chimpanzees. Not known for his jumping, Joakim Noah who is half chimp can leap from tree to tree, and might have been a huge acquisition in the field to stay in the trees robbing homeruns from Darkness and Dominator during the next Championship. Also known for his dancing, Crybaby Nik has been quoted of saying that he would love to learn the way Noah dances for his Broadway “adventures.”

Here you see Noah dancing after the National Championship where they beat the Ohio State Buckeyes. Darkness wants nothing to do with Noah. “He’s a [expletive]. He can go [expletive] himself. And go jump off a [expletive] bridge. [expletive] him and his team.” (The rest of the quote is even more inappropriate, so was edited out). Tony Premo, also known for being a Buckeye simply said, “if you can’t beat them, join them.” Which is very unfortunate.

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Interesting fashion choices…

While the Champions are gearing up for a repeat of 2006’s victory, the Loveshack has different agendas in mind. It seems as though Crybaby has slowly began his transition from wiffle ball to his real love — broadway.

He was recently out on the town promoting his local theatrical performance of Mario the Musical: Storming Bowser’s Castle. In a recent interview with Dance Weekly, he mentioned his love for the stage

Hot damn, I love dancing. Anything to get me into these tights pretty much is a guaranteed sign-on for me. God bless the theater! It’s so RAW!

Premo, however, is a bit confused. Now, everyone loves Kanye West and there’s no problem with that. But he’s pulled outdated replications of the rap superstar and began to believe that shutter shades are actually in. Here he is at a local party with what seems to be a Taylor Swift impersonator wearing shutter shades.

After a brief interview with Kanye, the WBC Blog would find out that Mr. West is no longer affiliated with Shutter shades and has since stopped wearing em.

WBC: So Kanye, Premo has been seen sporting shutter shades and alluded to you as inspiration. How do you feel about that?

Kanye West: Dog are you [expletive] kidding? My hat, my shoes, my coat – Louie Vuitton stitched.

Kanye West has been a huge fan of the Champions since Day One and in 2007, wrote a song about the team, aptly titled, “Champion.”

Here’s Kanye West with the champions at Kanye’s birthday party in 2007:

Stay tuned.

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